- For god’s sake, have a freakin’ website! This is 2010. People want and expect to obtain their information from the ‘net, despite your bizarre aversion to it.
- Having voters find “JoeSchmoe.com is presently down for maintenance” FOUR days before the election is a bad, bad thing. It shows you don’t know how to use technology, you aren’t paying attention, and basically, you’re an idiot.
- If it takes me till the third page of Google results to even find your website, do everyone a favor and drop out of the race now.