Today’s edition will be based on the New Hampshire Executive Council’s decision to reject a contract renewal with Planned Parenthood of Northern New England, thus leaving 15,000 Granite Staters without critical, preventative health care services.

Guacamole In My Hairbrush Presents “Real Men Who Care Less” (Reaaaalll Men Who Care Less). Today we solute you, Mr. Privileged White Male Executive Council Members (Mr. Privileged WhiteMaleExecutiveCouncil Memmmmbeerrs!). Because of you, 15,000 NH women are attempting to pull themselves out from underneath that bus you so carelessly threw them under (Man, it’s dirty under this busssss). You don’t have vaginas, but that’s not stopping you from making decisions about our bodies. When STD, cancer, and pregnancies rates go sky high, don’t blame us (babies everywheerree!).

And so, Mr. Privileged White Male Executive Council Members, this vid’s for YOU: