Apparently I need explicitly spell this out so that everyone gets the memo. I AM NOT ATTEMPTING TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR MY WEDDING.

How are people this rude and nervy to ask me such a ridiculous question? And not just one person, or two, or three–I’ve been asked this by at least 10 individuals. Is it any wonder women in America hate their bodies, when assholes keep suggesting every bride-to-be trim down for her special day?

I’m sorry if me liking and feeling good about my body bucks the cultural norm. But you need to stop putting your body-image bullshit on me.

P.S. FUCK YOU